Stefanie 2012

"You can't tell everyone all of the stupid things I say.  What if I run for president some day?  I can't have these things out there"

Headache

"Don't swear at me.  It makes my head hurt"

Marion Barber Signed By The Chicago Bears

Me: "Did you hear?  Marion Barber is now a bear."

Stefanie: "A grizzly bear?"

Golf

When letting me know that she would be playing golf with a work friend:

"I am going to need to borrow your sticks.....We are going to play some par 6"

Pirates vs Cubs

" 'Fuck-you-a-dome-ee'?  How the hell do you say that???"

English Language According To Stef

BOOK OF WORDS: noun. Acceptable alternative for just stating dictionary

Example of use: Stefanie--"I need, like, a book of words"

English Language According To Stef

WACKADOO: noun.  "Someone who has, like, lost their mind"