Stef vs. Geography

2014 Winter Olympics Conversation: The current skier's country's initials are listed as AUS

Stef: "AUSTRALIA?!?!?!  Do they even get snow there?"

Me: "No, they're from Austria."

Stef: "Austria?????.........Is that by Antarctica or something?"

Stef Learns About The Male Anatomy

"You mean you don't have to hold it when you sit down to go to the bathroom???"

"It lays down?  I thought it points up."

Health According To Stef

When miscellaneously slapping Stef's ass:

Stef: "Quit beating me or you'll give me that disease you get when you get hit to death".

Me: "You mean death...?"