Thermodynamics and Heat Transfer According to Stef

During Our Bike Ride:

Stefanie: "That green Mitsubishi that just passed us…the engine…I felt the heat when it went by.”

Me: “I really doubt that.”

Stefanie: “Well maybe the wind from the heat…”

Me: “The wind from the heat?!?!?!”

Stefanie:  “IT GOT WARMER, YOU BASTARD”

Stef Is NOT A Fan Of Anti-Flag

"It Feels Like They Stuck Their Dicks In My Ears"

Why I'm Not Allowed To Put A Swing In The Living Room

"Matt adult swings are no longer games, they're sex toys"

A Jimmy Dean Halloween

"What is a fat girl for Halloween?.......A storm cloud"

Music Revelations

"I learned something that might impress you...I learned that Sting used to be the singer for The Police....I know that you know that but I didn't know if you knew that I knew that."

I love baseball...

"I thought Asians weren't allowed to play in the American League"

Threats From Stef

"If I had a penis I would stick it up your nose"