The English Language Language According To Stef

"The Flag Thing": Acceptable name for the national anthem of the United States of America

BMW vs. Acura

Seeing a BMW 330 in the parking lot of a restaurant..........

Me: "This is is the BMW I was considering when I chose my Acura"

Stef: "Well, if you had a BMW you would have a cuter girlfriend"

"An Asian child would look good in our family"

Stefanie ANGRY

"Before we get out of this car I am going to grow a set of balls and rub them in your face" 

Caramel vs Carmel

"I'm not going to call it caramel.  That's unAmerican"

Who is Attila the Hun?

"Attila the hun...is that another one of those Star Wars characters?"

Looking at a photo of a Mormon Temple

Stefani - "What is that?"
Me - "A Mormon temple"
Stefanie - "It looks like a battery"