Stefanie ANGRY

"Before we get out of this car I am going to grow a set of balls and rub them in your face" 

Caramel vs Carmel

"I'm not going to call it caramel.  That's unAmerican"

Who is Attila the Hun?

"Attila the hun...is that another one of those Star Wars characters?"

Looking at a photo of a Mormon Temple

Stefani - "What is that?"
Me - "A Mormon temple"
Stefanie - "It looks like a battery"

Stefanie 2012

"You can't tell everyone all of the stupid things I say.  What if I run for president some day?  I can't have these things out there"

Headache

"Don't swear at me.  It makes my head hurt"

Marion Barber Signed By The Chicago Bears

Me: "Did you hear?  Marion Barber is now a bear."

Stefanie: "A grizzly bear?"