Redneck Relationships

"Rednecks don't hook-up unless at least one is intoxicated"

BIKE RIDING WITH STEF

RIDING

Stef: "I feel naked out here.  I feel like I should be wearing a seat belt"

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CLIMBING A HILL

Me: "You can stand up if you need"

Stef: "Yeah, that's my last option just before falling off....really, I've fallen off my bike riding up a hill before"

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DIRECTION

Me: "We go straight here"

Stef: "Yep, straight.....MICHAEL STRAHAN, MICHAEL STRAHAN!!!"

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CLIMBING A HILL

Stef: "Margaritaville"

Me: "What?!?!?!"

Stef: "That's my happy place...I needed to go to my happy place"

The English Language Language According To Stef

"The Flag Thing": Acceptable name for the national anthem of the United States of America

BMW vs. Acura

Seeing a BMW 330 in the parking lot of a restaurant..........

Me: "This is is the BMW I was considering when I chose my Acura"

Stef: "Well, if you had a BMW you would have a cuter girlfriend"