On Hispanic Names

AS WE WERE EATING OUT AT A MEXICAN RESTAURANT:

Stefanie: "I miss Olga"

Me: "Who?"

Stefanie:"The Mexican woman who used to bring homemade Mexican food to the office"

Me: "Olga????  That sounds like an Eastern European name"

Stefanie:"Well, she had a lot of siblings and I guess you can't call them ALL Juan"

Watching The Movie "Signs" Before Bed

Stefanie: "Are you going to be leaving me any time soon?"

Matt: "What do you mean?"

Stefanie: "Well....Because that movie is going to be freaking me out for a while, so I'm going to need you here".

On Trying To Fall Asleep After Watching Law And Order SVU

"It scared me.  I didn't even take my pants off for bed"

Christian Bale vs Scott Baio vs Tony Daza

WHILE WATCHING BATMAN BEGINS WITH STEFANIE:

S: "Isn't that Scott Baio"

M: "NO, that's CHRISTIAN BALE"

S: "Oh then I don't know who Scott Baio is."

M: "Haven't you ever seen Charles In Charge?  He was in that."

S: "Yeah..........I thought that was Tony Danza"